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Well my girlfriend has a friend that's hangin' round all of the time

she never asked me if I cared

Her friend just hangs around half nekkid

and drink on cheap box wine

Then she pointed at me and said come here

and take this dirty dare

She never should have rubbed her boobs on me....

They're a couple of thins I just cant ignore.

Now she's inflecting that she's expectin'

but what the hell is she tellin' me for

Now my girlfriends best friends husband's at the door.

She always said she'd never tell on me. I should have know just what's in store.

She said go on and plant your seed in me... I got protection from the store.