Last week Thode asked me to look for an old Christmas rendition of Joy To The World that Two Ton had recorded oh, back before most of you were born. As you might guess I didn't find it, but I did find something else. An old set of recordings from our failed Walls Have Ears recording sessions. The mixes are rough and some songs sound less crappy than others, but you get the idea. These are all mono WAV files but you don't mind, do you?

Helocentric Funk

Lust Foot

OvenFluff

Plumber

Primrose Path

Rememberance

Your What Hurts

Song Number Nine

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Here you can download all of Two Ton Heavy Thing's studio hits for your listening pleasure. There were great big bunches of songs that were written towards the end that we either never finished recording, or were lost in a fire at the Two Ton Studios (I made that last part up) so please enjoy all that I have left.

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Lust foot - 2.81MB

Oven Fluff -3.01 MB

Leaster - 3.15MB

Plumber - 2.06MB

Rememberance - 5.25MB

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I have recently been in contact with one Mr. Steven Thode and he gave me an old recording of a Two Ton Heavy Thing show at The Unicorn (it used to be on the corner of 3rd and Juneau). This show was saved on a very poor quality cassette tape. It is also a mono board mix without vocals so it's raw ...but for you die hard Two Ton fans all of this audio-file bullshit will simply not matter. These tunes were written late in the days of the band and were never recorded in a studio. Still, I have tried to restore them to a semi-listenable state. Enjoy.

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Kizmet - 3.68MB

Jar Head - 4.23MB

This Means You - 2.57MB

Steve tuning for a whole minute live - 1.00MB

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Holy Shit!! After rummaging through some of the old tapes here at Brookside Studios I have come across an old version of "Baggy Pants" with vocals. Check it out...

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The Indestructible Mr. Baggy Pants - 2.72MB

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1996 Two Ton Heavy Thing

Please use without permission anytime you like. Just tell 'em it was us ...ok?